Goat Simulator 3players who are hoping to complete the Multiverse of Nonsense expansion will need to cause chaos and instability tounlock new interdimensional rifts. The best way to accomplish this is by completing events, with each of the DLC’s three main areas having plenty for players to choose from.
Much likethe Goofville areabefore it, Goatroit has eleven events: 8 regular and three secret. The regular events will show up on the player’s map once they’ve synchronized with the region’s Goat Tower, but to trigger all of the secret events in Goatroit, players will first need to meet certain unlock requirements.
Avian Invasion
Chase away the birds
Follow the flock of humans from rooftop to rooftop. Upon returning to the starting point, the event will be marked as complete.
Collect G-O-A-T
Complete all the courses
Find the three arcade machines on the Goatroit rooftops and then collect the golden letters as quickly as possible. Each course has its own arcade machine.
Dr. Pilgor
Take a seat, listen, and give advice
Stand on the bale of hay and wait for somebody to drop onto the white couch. Then, when prompted, press the Circle (PlayStation) or B (Xbox) button to offer some advice. The Dr. Pilgor event will be marked as complete after players have offered advice to three guests, but if they continue offering advice for a few more minutes, they can also unlock the Dr. Pheelsgood Trophy / Achievement.
Lost Relics
Search for the uncharted dig spots
Head to the excavation site and look for sparkling patches on the ground. Headbutting these multiple times will unearth the lost relics, the last of which is a giant statue in the very center of the excavation site. However, the final relic will only become discoverable once the first five relics have been found.
Photo Shoot
Pose for the camera
Talk to the photographer and then quickly jump onto the nearby stage.
Substitute Teacher
Cultivate the next generation
Press Circle (PlayStation) or B (Xbox) when prompted to teach language to the kids and L1 (PlayStation) or LB (Xbox) when asked to demonstrate ragdolling. To teach them how to dance, press right on the D-Pad and then select the Dance emote. To finish the event, grab the TV trolley out of the cupboard and drag it to the green rug in the center of the classroom. Players can sit and watch the documentary with the kids to unlock the I Love History Trophy / Achievement if they like, although doing so will take around seven minutes.
Vigorous Vegetation
Mow the grass before it grows back
Tongue the nearby mower and then drag it around the patch of grass until all of the grass is gone. The grass will start to grow back after a while, so it’s a good idea to mow in an easy-to-repeat pattern to avoid having to do too much zig-zagging.
Walk the Human
Take the human for a walk
Head to the Human Daycare center and press Triangle (PlayStation) or Y (Xbox) when standing next to the human’s leash to take it for a walk. Players will need to avoid getting knocked off until they are returned to the daycare center, at which point, the Walk the Human event will be marked as complete.
Evolution Excavation
Uncover the truth
While exploring the excavation site as part of the Lost Relics event, players will come across some black Agatha Crystals. Assuming they’ve already completed the Miningverse rift, they’ll be able to use their Mining Oar to break the Agatha Crystals and drop down into a hidden area. Here, they’ll need to destroy the blocks at the back of the chamber by headbutting them and then bow down before the Missing Link. This can be a little buggy as of the time of writing, so if nothing happens when they use the Bow emote, players may need to reload their save.
Hoarding Ores
Fill the vials with gems
After completing the Miningverse Rift, head to the tall structure that appears in the center of Goatroit and look for Molly to trigger the secret event. To complete it, search nearby rooftops to find Umanite (green), Channitatium (blue), and Phazyonite (purple) ore and break them into smaller pieces by headbutting them. Next, take these smaller pieces back to Molly to fill up all three vials and complete the secret event.
Parallel Parking
Help park the fire truck
Head to the fire station to the west of the TV studio to trigger the Parallel Parking secret event. To complete it, hop into the fire truck and reverse it into the nearby parking space.
