Crime Scene Cleaner,the dark and gritty cleaning simulator, has a total of 50 achievements that you may collect. While many of them are tied to the missions and getting perfect scores, some can be pretty tricky to get. Thankfully, none of these achievements are missable, and you can always replay the missions to unlock anything you’ve missed the first time around.
Still, figuring out the exact location and what you’ll have to do for each achievement inCrime Scene Cleanercan be tough. We’ve pieced together this handy guide to make things easier.
This is How We Do It
Wash off your first blood stain
After starting the game, use your mop or sponge to wash off a bloodstain.
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Who Let the Dogs Out
Pet Dexter
Dexter is your dog, who you’ll find in your apartment. Pet him for the first time, and the achievement will be unlocked.
Pick up 100 pieces of trash
Bad Call
Complete Bad Call mission with perfect score
Achieve aperfect score in the Bad Call missionby cleaning all the bloodstains, picking up all the evidence, getting rid of the trash, and all the bodies.
Bitter Sweet Symphony
Play music cassette for the first time
Open your skill tree by pressing the C button and click on the Music tab to choose a song to play.
Gold on the Ceiling
Find and use the V.I.P card
Unlocked duringthe Trial by Blood mission. You’ll need to pick up all the Locker Key cards spread around the map. The V.I.P. card will be in one of these lockers. You’ll then need to use the V.I.P. card in the V.I.P. terminal located in the hidden Water Control room to unlock this achievement.
Hail to the King
Watch the video with Czarek the cat
Unlocked duringthe mission Short Circuit. You need to access the Living Room and go to the room with the large TV. Look at the video playing on the TV to unlock the achievement.
Complete Toxic Love mission with perfect score
Complete Trial by Blood mission with perfect score
Bóbr k*rw@!
F***! What a beast!
Break two wooden planks with one punch. Easiest to do inthe Bad Call mission.
Oops!…I Did it Again
Tip the bucket over 15 times
You need to tip over your wash bucket 15 times after filling it with water. Do it in a washroom with a clean bucket to save you the hassle of cleaning up later on.
Get Lucky
Find and open the hidden safe
Open the secret safe behind the large painting in the hidden room with the dead body inthe mission Toxic Love.
What I’ve Done
Destroy 30 objects
Destroy 30 wooden planks, glasses, or bottles to get this achievement.
Complete the Short Circuit mission with perfect score
Money for Nothing
Get rid of worthless paper from the basement
Collect the stacks of money in the Basement area during the mission Affair with Death. You’ll find a small opening in the basement where you can go through to find the money.
Treasure
Get to the gambling room and open the safe
During the Italian Job mission, go to the Gambling Room hidden under the trapdoor in the Manager’s Room and open the wall safe. You’ll need the Unknown Key from the kitchen to access the room.
Pyramid Song
Destroy the toilet paper pyramid
During the Friendly Fire mission, you’ll see a toilet paper pyramid on the washroom shelf. Knock it over to get this achievement.
Complete Affair with Death mission with perfect score
Complete Friendly Fire mission with perfect score
Complete Italian Job mission with perfect score
Strawberry Fields Forever
Steal miraculous fertilizer
Pick up thefertilizer in the secret Garden areabeside the cassette tape in the Bad Call mission. You’ll need to go to the Hidden Apartment by the first staircase and exit the window to get to this spot.
Basket Case
Throw the ball into the basket
You’ll find a basketball court near the pool in the mission Affair with Death. Throw a Basketball in the basket to get this achievement.
Complete Party’s Over mission with perfect score
Complete the Modern Art mission with perfect score
Killing in the Name
Complete the Call in Dead mission
Single Ladies
Witness the tragic love story
Find the secret bench in the garden during the mission Party’s Over. Look for a hidden path on the outside wall and follow it all the way to the end to find it.
Fight for Your Right (to party)
Pop 30 balloons
During the Party’s Over Mission, pop the balloons by punching them or running over them.
Rage against the Machine
Liberate the sacred blade from its eternal slumber
In the mission Modern Art, find the North Exibit maze with the TVs in one corner. Match the color of the TV with the reflection shown in the glass ceiling to unlock a hidden door. Go inside and pick up the Katana to get this achievement
Pet Dexter 15 times
Rock and Roll All Nite
Visit the Rowbau concert venue
Visit the secret rock concert location over the wall in the Back Alley during the mission Italian Job
Complete Call in Dead mission with perfect score
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Play some guitars
You’ll find some guitars in different missions inCrime Scene Cleaner. Interact with one of them to unlock this achievement.
Another Brick in the Wall
Touch the lamp and see what happens
Interact with the crooked Wall Sconce in the hallway during the mission Short Circuit.
Smooth Operator
Complete a mission without breaking any items or creating any new stains
Self-explanatory. Use the sponge when there are breakable objects nearby to clean without breaking items.
Complete all missions with a 100% deception score
Lookin' Out My Back Door
Find Zack’s secret room
Find the secret hidden room during the mission Call in Dead. From the control room, use the stepstool to jump onto the lockers and reach the pipes. Follow the pipes to get to a vent, break it open, and drop down to the hidden room.
Electric Feel
Throw the toaster into the bathtub
In your apartment, pick up the toaster from the kitchen and throw it in the bathtub.
Find all music cassettes
Call Me Maybe
Dont respond to Big Jim’s call
Don’t answer the walkie-talkie at the start of the mission Trial by Blood.
Down by the River
Remember to flush!
Flush the toilet once each mission.
These are all the achievements that are available inCrime Scene Cleaner. Hopefully, this guide will make it easier for you to track everything down.
